Tag, you’re it.

Okay, I’ve been tagged by Kimya, via MJ‘s blog, initiated by Kay.

This is the advice I have for my kid(s):

• If you lose your cellphone, sorry for you. That’ll teach you to be more responsible.
• If you overspent your allowance, don’t come to me for more.
• If anyone in your class steals your candy, suck it up and stand up to them. Use your fists.
• If you get your butt kicked in an online co-op, spend the next 24 hours practising. Real hard.
• If you even think about sneaking out of the house… well, you don’t want to know what will follow.
• If you find yourself forever on hold at Telkom / Vodacom / MTN call centres, stick it out. We all did.
• Don’t play with knives or fire.
• Don’t trust anyone who uses terms of endearments everytime they speak to you.
• Don’t get mad, get even. Ok kidding. Ok, well, depends on the situation
• If you’re anything like me, you’ll follow your instincts, which is 92.6% accurate.

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